funnybunnyismyname

this is my attempt at a fanfic. hope you like it!

 

Patrick came home from a long day of practicing, whan he hears something in the bathroom. He hasn't seen Pete all day, so he began to think it would be him.

  "Pete? Is that you?"

 No answer.

  "Pete! this isn't funny! come on out!"

Still no answer.

Then Patrick decided to see for himself. As he was walking down the hallway, he noticed the sound getting louder and louder. It sounded kind of like a cell phone camera flashing. So Patrick called out one more time,

  "PETE!"

He then slammed open the door, finding Pete nude, with his T-Moble sidekick in his hand, screaming with terror.

  "PETE! WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING!" yelled Patrick.

  "Patrick, it's not what it looks like!" said Pete, nervously.

  "Pete, are you taking nude pictures of yourself, AGAIN?"

  "Ummm...." Pete had a very nervous look on his face, "maaaybe?"

  "DUDE! Don't you remember what happened last time when you pulled this stunt? and how embarrased you was?"

  "Well, yeah! But I promise to you, I'll delete them!"

Patrick gives Pete a wierd look.

  "What?" Pete says.

  "That's exactly what you said last time, Pete! Now, give me your phone!" demanded Patrick.

  "No way, man!" exclaimed Pete.

  "Give it to me, or i'll tell Ashlee what you said about her butt last night!"

Then all of a sudden, Ashlee appears behind Patrick, holding baby Bronx in her hand.

  "Yeah, Patrick! Tell me what he said about my butt last night!" she says, not noticing Pete pantsless. She then takes a glance at Pete. Her eyes got as big as her face, nearly, and she began to shield Bronx's eyes.

  "Oh my goodness, Pete, you're nude!" exclaims Ashlee, still holding her hands over the baby's face.

  "Yep! That's right, Ashlee! Your husband, 'Peter' Wentz, seems to be taking some pictures again!" Patrick tells her.

  "Petey! Not again! I've told you no telling how many times not to do this while Bronx is here!"

  "Honey, Bronx is only a week old, he doesn't even know whats going on!"

  "Yeah, but he'll have to hear about it when he gets older!"

  "Ashlee, i'll delete them! I promise!" Then Pete notices Patrick AND his Sidekick has been gone while they've been talking. So he says, "Wait a second, where's Patrick? And my sidekick?" Then he starts to hear some noises going on in their kitchen. It sounds a lot like what Patrick heard when he came home! "Wait, Ash, do you hear that?" he says. He and Ashlee strain to hear the noise, which sounds like his sidekick.

  "Yeah! I DO hear it! It's coming from the kitchen!" says Ashlee, "Come on!" Then She and Pete start walking down the hallway, getting closer to the kitchen. Then all of a sudden, Hemmingway and Rigby start barking like crazy! Ash and Pete start to run down the hallway, and whan they arrived to the kitchen, their jaws dropped.

  "Oh....my....GOD!"

  "Patrick? What the heck!"

They come to find Patrick, naked, with Pete's sidekick, laying across the kitchen table.                                                     Then Patrick, trying to look innocent, says, "What?"

 

 

 

 

Hey y'all! sorry i've been gone such a long time! my computer had some technical difficulties, and well, now that theyre fixed, i will be signing in more. Now just to let you know, i ain't dead =] TTYL

Hey I think someone got on my profile and made me say very very mean things to Kaneeta in a message! does nyone know what 2 do?

Who ever thought that cats could be so funny! Btw all these pics were from icanhazcheezburger.com. I didn't make any of them. Anyway, get ready to laugh!!!!

Well thats all I feel like posting right now. You can see more of these at http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/

I logged in this morning, and my friends list said i only have 8 friends! But when I went to ''edit friends list'' all of them were there! And I went and tried to add them back again, but it didnt have a +friend sign, it had a -friend sign. Does antone have a clue what happened?

I found a book with a bunch of coke or pepsi questions in it, and im a big fan of surveys so i thought i'd take it then post it for people to learn more about me =]

1. What is your full name? Carey Lynn Malone
2. Nickname? Don't think I have one
3. Coke or Pepsi? I don't see a difference =]
4. Favorite song? I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It, by Katy Perry
5. Earliest memory? Sticking my hand under the bathroom stall and grabbing people's feet
6. Milk Chocolate or Dark Chocolate? Milk Chocolate
7. Who do you call when you are upset? My friend/cousin Brandy
8. Do you recycle? Most of the time
9. Big Mac or Whopper? Big Mac, which I can't live without! lol
10. Last Book you read? If a magazine counts as a book, then J-14 magazine =]
11. Beach or Mountains? Us hillbillies in Tennessee are tired of the mounains, so the beach it is =]
12. What kind of shoes are you wearing? I ain't wearing shoes
13. TV or book? TV
14. Favorite store? Hot Topic
15. What was the last thing you ate? Andy Capp's Hot Fries
16. Neat Freak or Total Slob? Total Slob
17. Favorite car? Lamborguini (sp?)
18. Best gift you've ever recieved? My rabbit =]
19. Ever been stung by a jellyfish? Nope, not yet
20. Best cartoon ever? FAMILY GUY!!!!!!
21. What scares you? Fishes, cows, horses, Marilyn Manson, random phonecalls, pretty much everything! lol
22. Last person you spoke to? My mom
23. Favorite donut? Chocolate
24. Stupidest thing you've ever done? Try to give my rabbit a bath.... I still have scars!
25. Been to NYC? sadly, no
26. LA? sadly, no
27. Best sitcom ever? That 70's Show
28. Favorite place you've visited? Myrtle Beach
29. One word to describe you? Odd
30. If I could, I'd change my name to... something other than Carey
31. Ever pulled an all-nighter? Like every night! lol
32. Best toppings for pizza? Im very picky, so just pepperoni and cheese
33. What do you do when you are mad? Cry
34. What do you do on rainy days? sleep, draw, eat, guitar hero, internet, listen to music, or talk on the phone.
35. Dog or Cat? Cat, but I love dogs!
36. Best type of music- Punk, emo, techno, altenative, or classic rock
37. Favorite actor? Ashton Kutcher
38. Favorite Actress? Ashley Tisdale
39. Favorite article of clothing? arm warmers or hoodies =]
40. What superpower do you want to have? Invisibility, or the power to read minds
41. Cosmetic you can't live without? Eyeliner
42. Who do you wish you could meet? Pete Wentz, Patrick Stump, Bden Urie, Ryan Ross, Gerard Way, etc.
43. Dream Job? Actress or Singer
44. What makes you cry? animal abuse, dying animals, almost anything about animals getting hurt.
45. I wish someone would invent- a hair fixng machine

    

So, yeah. We were about to go to Panama City but it was supposed to rain the whole week there so were going to myrtle beach instead. So feel free to leave me notes, comment my pics, and leave me messages whil im gone. So I wont be on buzznet for 6 days. Bye!

Okay, u know the drill! heres the new edition of funny pics!

 

 

mmmm shito

 

 

unexpected

 

 

 

 

 

read this!

 

 

ruined the picture

 

 

 

 

george bush and dick cheyney

 

 

 

 

Get ready to laugh! you might want to grab some extra anties or put on some Depends before you look at these!

 

 

Stupidity to the next level

 

FAIL

 

Box of rape

 

Myspace.

 

Belly Buttons

 

oops!

 

WTF

 

 

 

 

 

 

WOW

Here is some pictures that had me rolling, it might make you laugh so hard that you might not make it to the toilet seat in time...enjoy!

 

Mommy?

 

 

Motorhome Mansion

 

Baby is coming!

 

 

 

 

Omg, soooo sooooo true!

 

rear entrance

 

 

Okay. Here are some HILARIOUS pictures that will have you rolling on the floor! enjoy!

 

Okay. I just want you to know, I have had the most CRAPPIEST week ever in my life!

First of all, I have been wanting this Lewis Vuitton purse and I do not have enough money to buy it.   Here it is:

Also, one of  my friends is reeeeaaallly pissing me off. She is my cousin, and she is, well, not the tiniest thing in the world. She has bossed me around all my life, an I can not get rid of her. She thinks she knows everything, she is veerrrrrryyy bossy, if you do not pay attention to her, she will pinch your arm very hard, and at lunch, she begs people to go dump her tray for her. And if they dont, she gets fighting mad! She keeps on telling me I am stupid, she makes fun of me because I am smaller than she is, and I can not get away from her because she grabs on to my arm and won't let go, And when itis time to swap classes, she will block my locker so I can not get anything so I will be late for class. I try nearly EVERYTHING to get rid of her, but  nothing will work.and now she will not quit calling me saying, " are you mad at me?" I think i am just going to have to ignore her, not answer her questions, and just talk to my other best friend.

My dog, Trixie, chewed my brand new Clandestine shirt that just came in the mail yesterday. it looked like this;
The mailman just had to put it on the back deck! I got home from shopping, wondering if my shirt had came, and there I saw Trixie, chewing it into shreds! She chewed the box open, and pulled the shirt out! I picked it up, wondering if we could fix it, but it was completely torn in half, with a giant hole in the center.

Yesterday, around 4pm, I threw up like, 15 times and had to take this medicine that made me sleep for like, a whole day! but I am feeling better today, and I am never eating at Longhorn again! (we ate there yesterday, if you are wondering.)

I also got detention for passing notes in study hall, and I lost my Fall Out Boy cd. |=(

Okay, a couple of weeks ago, I told you my retarded rabbit, Delilah, chewed my new Pete Wentz poster. But NOW, my dog TRIXIE chewed my Clandetine shirt I bought last weekend! Here's my dog, if you are curious.
The shirt I ordered from Clandestine Industries was hot pink with a light pink bat-heart in the middle, and I have been dying to buy it forever! And very rarely will you find someone in Tennessee wearing a Clandestine outfit!                                    

It came this morning and the mailman just HAD to put it on our back deck. I got home from shopping, wondering if my shirt had came, and sure enough, there I saw Trixie, chewing it up into shreds. I picked it up, and it had holes all over it! And it was muddy, and the rest of the shirt was all over the back yard! And what made things worse, my mama won't let me buy another one! After that, we tied Trixie up, and agreed to keep her tied up for 2 weeks.

I have an angora dwarf rabbit named Delilah, alright, and I found this reeeeallly  hott photo of Pete Wentz in this magazine, alright, So I decided to put this poster on my wall, K? Well anyway, here's the poster, and below that is my rabbit:

And then, I decided to let Delilah out of her cage to run around. But then, my best friend called and we talked for a good 2 hours, or so. And as soon as I hung up, I heard my rabbit chewing something. It was the poster! I went back to Books-a-Million to get a new magazine just like the one I had, but they were sold out. And the bad thing was, she started chewing at his HEAD! All I know is, I am not letting Delilah out of her cage, AGAIN!