funnybunnyismyname

this is my attempt at a fanfic. hope you like it!

Patrick came home from a long day of practicing, whan he hears something in the bathroom. He hasn't seen Pete all day, so he began to think it would be him.

  "Pete? Is that you?"

 No answer.

  "Pete! this isn't funny! come on out!"

Still no answer.

Then Patrick decided to see for himself. As he was walking down the hallway, he noticed the sound getting louder and louder. It sounded kind of like a cell phone camera flashing. So Patrick called out one more time,

  "PETE!"

He then slammed open the door, finding Pete nude, with his T-Moble sidekick in his hand, screaming with terror.

  "PETE! WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING!" yelled Patrick.

  "Patrick, it's not what it looks like!" said Pete, nervously.

  "Pete, are you taking nude pictures of yourself, AGAIN?"

  "Ummm...." Pete had a very nervous look on his face, "maaaybe?"

  "DUDE! Don't you remember what happened last time when you pulled this stunt? and how embarrased you was?"

  "Well, yeah! But I promise to you, I'll delete them!"

Patrick gives Pete a wierd look.

  "What?" Pete says.

  "That's exactly what you said last time, Pete! Now, give me your phone!" demanded Patrick.

  "No way, man!" exclaimed Pete.

  "Give it to me, or i'll tell Ashlee what you said about her butt last night!"

Then all of a sudden, Ashlee appears behind Patrick, holding baby Bronx in her hand.

  "Yeah, Patrick! Tell me what he said about my butt last night!" she says, not noticing Pete pantsless. She then takes a glance at Pete. Her eyes got as big as her face, nearly, and she began to shield Bronx's eyes.

  "Oh my goodness, Pete, you're nude!" exclaims Ashlee, still holding her hands over the baby's face.

  "Yep! That's right, Ashlee! Your husband, 'Peter' Wentz, seems to be taking some pictures again!" Patrick tells her.

  "Petey! Not again! I've told you no telling how many times not to do this while Bronx is here!"

  "Honey, Bronx is only a week old, he doesn't even know whats going on!"

  "Yeah, but he'll have to hear about it when he gets older!"

  "Ashlee, i'll delete them! I promise!" Then Pete notices Patrick AND his Sidekick has been gone while they've been talking. So he says, "Wait a second, where's Patrick? And my sidekick?" Then he starts to hear some noises going on in their kitchen. It sounds a lot like what Patrick heard when he came home! "Wait, Ash, do you hear that?" he says. He and Ashlee strain to hear the noise, which sounds like his sidekick.

  "Yeah! I DO hear it! It's coming from the kitchen!" says Ashlee, "Come on!" Then She and Pete start walking down the hallway, getting closer to the kitchen. Then all of a sudden, Hemmingway and Rigby start barking like crazy! Ash and Pete start to run down the hallway, and whan they arrived to the kitchen, their jaws dropped.

  "Oh....my....GOD!"

  "Patrick? What the heck!"

They come to find Patrick, naked, with Pete's sidekick, laying across the kitchen table.                                                     Then Patrick, trying to look innocent, says, "What?"