Patrick came home from a long day of practicing, whan he hears something in the bathroom. He hasn't seen Pete all day, so he began to think it would be him.

  "Pete? Is that you?"

 No answer.

  "Pete! this isn't funny! come on out!"

Still no answer.

Then Patrick decided to see for himself. As he was walking down the hallway, he noticed the sound getting louder and louder. It sounded kind of like a cell phone camera flashing. So Patrick called out one more time,

  "PETE!"

He then slammed open the door, finding Pete nude, with his T-Moble sidekick in his hand, screaming with terror.

  "PETE! WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING!" yelled Patrick.

  "Patrick, it's not what it looks like!" said Pete, nervously.

  "Pete, are you taking nude pictures of yourself, AGAIN?"

  "Ummm...." Pete had a very nervous look on his face, "maaaybe?"

  "DUDE! Don't you remember what happened last time when you pulled this stunt? and how embarrased you was?"

  "Well, yeah! But I promise to you, I'll delete them!"

Patrick gives Pete a wierd look.

  "What?" Pete says.

  "That's exactly what you said last time, Pete! Now, give me your phone!" demanded Patrick.

  "No way, man!" exclaimed Pete.

  "Give it to me, or i'll tell Ashlee what you said about her butt last night!"

Then all of a sudden, Ashlee appears behind Patrick, holding baby Bronx in her hand.

  "Yeah, Patrick! Tell me what he said about my butt last night!" she says, not noticing Pete pantsless. She then takes a glance at Pete. Her eyes got as big as her face, nearly, and she began to shield Bronx's eyes.

  "Oh my goodness, Pete, you're nude!" exclaims Ashlee, still holding her hands over the baby's face.

  "Yep! That's right, Ashlee! Your husband, 'Peter' Wentz, seems to be taking some pictures again!" Patrick tells her.

  "Petey! Not again! I've told you no telling how many times not to do this while Bronx is here!"

  "Honey, Bronx is only a week old, he doesn't even know whats going on!"

  "Yeah, but he'll have to hear about it when he gets older!"

  "Ashlee, i'll delete them! I promise!" Then Pete notices Patrick AND his Sidekick has been gone while they've been talking. So he says, "Wait a second, where's Patrick? And my sidekick?" Then he starts to hear some noises going on in their kitchen. It sounds a lot like what Patrick heard when he came home! "Wait, Ash, do you hear that?" he says. He and Ashlee strain to hear the noise, which sounds like his sidekick.

  "Yeah! I DO hear it! It's coming from the kitchen!" says Ashlee, "Come on!" Then She and Pete start walking down the hallway, getting closer to the kitchen. Then all of a sudden, Hemmingway and Rigby start barking like crazy! Ash and Pete start to run down the hallway, and whan they arrived to the kitchen, their jaws dropped.

  "Oh....my....GOD!"

  "Patrick? What the heck!"

They come to find Patrick, naked, with Pete's sidekick, laying across the kitchen table.                                                     Then Patrick, trying to look innocent, says, "What?"

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1. What is your full name? Carey Lynn Malone
2. Nickname? Don't think I have one
3. Coke or Pepsi? I don't see a difference =]
4. Favorite song? I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It, by Katy Perry
5. Earliest memory? Sticking my hand under the bathroom stall and grabbing people's feet
6. Milk Chocolate or Dark Chocolate? Milk Chocolate
7. Who do you call when you are upset? My friend/cousin Brandy
8. Do you recycle? Most of the time
9. Big Mac or Whopper? Big Mac, which I can't live without! lol
10. Last Book you read? If a magazine counts as a book, then J-14 magazine =]
11. Beach or Mountains? Us hillbillies in Tennessee are tired of the mounains, so the beach it is =]
12. What kind of shoes are you wearing? I ain't wearing shoes
13. TV or book? TV
14. Favorite store? Hot Topic
15. What was the last thing you ate? Andy Capp's Hot Fries
16. Neat Freak or Total Slob? Total Slob
17. Favorite car? Lamborguini (sp?)
18. Best gift you've ever recieved? My rabbit =]
19. Ever been stung by a jellyfish? Nope, not yet
20. Best cartoon ever? FAMILY GUY!!!!!!
21. What scares you? Fishes, cows, horses, Marilyn Manson, random phonecalls, pretty much everything! lol
22. Last person you spoke to? My mom
23. Favorite donut? Chocolate
24. Stupidest thing you've ever done? Try to give my rabbit a bath.... I still have scars!
25. Been to NYC? sadly, no
26. LA? sadly, no
27. Best sitcom ever? That 70's Show
28. Favorite place you've visited? Myrtle Beach
29. One word to describe you? Odd
30. If I could, I'd change my name to... something other than Carey
31. Ever pulled an all-nighter? Like every night! lol
32. Best toppings for pizza? Im very picky, so just pepperoni and cheese
33. What do you do when you are mad? Cry
34. What do you do on rainy days? sleep, draw, eat, guitar hero, internet, listen to music, or talk on the phone.
35. Dog or Cat? Cat, but I love dogs!
36. Best type of music- Punk, emo, techno, altenative, or classic rock
37. Favorite actor? Ashton Kutcher
38. Favorite Actress? Ashley Tisdale
39. Favorite article of clothing? arm warmers or hoodies =]
40. What superpower do you want to have? Invisibility, or the power to read minds
41. Cosmetic you can't live without? Eyeliner
42. Who do you wish you could meet? Pete Wentz, Patrick Stump, Bden Urie, Ryan Ross, Gerard Way, etc.
43. Dream Job? Actress or Singer
44. What makes you cry? animal abuse, dying animals, almost anything about animals getting hurt.
45. I wish someone would invent- a hair fixng machine

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Baby is coming!

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